"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

i do like how tumblr tags work as like a quieter less intrusive part of the post/reblog however my one gripe is that due to the nature of them being tags you cant make #thing jokes as effectively

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

glad they added new maps to baseball

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars