He Promised To Make My Life Miserable

Alright but what if I wrote a long series based on the book titles of the Simon Snow series that’s supposedly published in Cath’s universe

Know I don’t have a lot of people following me but just thought I’d ask if I should post my ao3 on here too

It’s 2a.m. and I may or may not be planning to write a Simon Snow series where he’s a knight in training and naming each part after the fake series in Fangirl. No, I’m not okay.

I’m sniping my other carry on fic by planning to write a slowburn snowbaz fic this is so sad Alexa play despacito

Simon: I hate my roommate he’s absolutely perfect and powerful I watch him play football so I can make sure he isn’t plotting my demise while wearing short shorts that show off his thick legs but he hasn’t come back to school yet I wonder where he is I can’t sleep until he gets back I might as well search this giant underground tomb just to make sure he’s not hiding there (plotting my demise) anyways I’m heterosexual

What if Baz became Simon’s friend out of spite instead of declaring their status of nemeses when they were 12. Like, do y’all think Simon would fall for Baz first then because that’s exactly what I think would happen. Anyways

Okay but Simon definitely has a thing for jocks because, not only is Baz a footballer, but Agatha plays for the lacrosse team at Watford (which we know because Simon would steal her sports sweatshirt to wear) so we know Simon has a type