Darlings and Beasts

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

physically i’m here but mentally i’m in the clutches of a deadly but gentle monster

not to be controversial but exactly when is a mysterious monster in a cape going to take me back to their enchanted castle in a beautiful woods and make me their queen

in the 1930s women couldn't do shit without a creature from the black lagoon or frankenstein monster trying to fuck with them

What a time to be alive

The Fae

Monsterfucker makes it sound like I only want them for their body...no...I am a monster romancer. I want to take them out on a date, have some delightful and witty conversation over wine. Dance together under the moonlight to an orchestra of crickets. I want to learn about every little thing that makes them who they are. And then I fuck them.

more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory

Does anyone else think someone touching the small of your back to gently guide you is one of the most intimate things ever or is it just me

If you eat this cake, you sleep for a hundred years.