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as a usamerican (😔) i do wish we had more (active) Not usamericans in this fandom. thats like the one thing I miss from my other fandoms, the intl rep/variety. its also esp glaring/jarring here cuz uhhh.... dis bich supposed to be british lmao. i do try to be cognizant of where I realize Im being rly usamerican abt things (tho admittedly i also take a more pert-for-humorous-effect stance when I do the, "or __ as the brits call it" thing). but its just like.... need more native-y and native adjacent perspectives to put us usamericans in our place lmao.. and also provide the like. "soft skills" things that you/we/i wouldn't think of...
how else am i supposed to osmosis the ins and outs of british grocery store politics..... 😔🥲
as a usamerican (😔) i do wish we had more (active) Not usamericans in this fandom. thats like the one thing I miss from my other fandoms, the intl rep/variety. its also esp glaring/jarring here cuz uhhh.... dis bich supposed to be british lmao. i do try to be cognizant of where I realize Im being rly usamerican abt things (tho admittedly i also take a more pert-for-humorous-effect stance when I do the, "or __ as the brits call it" thing). but its just like.... need more native-y and native adjacent perspectives to put us usamericans in our place lmao.. and also provide the like. "soft skills" things that you/we/i wouldn't think of...
how else am i supposed to osmosis the ins and outs of british grocery store politics..... 😔🥲
watching random vids from british youtube ppl and it rly does seem like it always just be randomly rainin, like all the time, in britain
There is a child in the lab. A tall child, granted, withs its hunched back turned and its jacket drowning it, leaning over a desk. The jacket is brown and looks rough, but thick, probably a stolen winter coat, and the sleeves r cuffed where black gloves poke out. Bond can't see its hands, what they're messing with, but he knows the type: too big clothes, messy moppy hair, skinny legs and... odd socks. Goldfish on one and rabbits on the other. There is a shoeless child in Lab 5. For some reason, James Bond does not know what to do.
There is a gun on his hip. It's half two in the morning. Some scrawny meddling thing has broken into MI6.

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Bond is like a dog standing horizontally in front of Q
I somehow accidentally talked myself around to "wait shit did I spin too far away assigning Q haterism, is he a haterer-". as if the man did not come out to his first meeting with 007 swinging. no, I am Correct, the man holds Deep Haterism <3 in his heart
Something that makes me giggle with all the wonderful posts op is making on Q haterism is the fact he mainly does it to double Os. It's an extremely funny thought that somewhere in MI6 theres a human weapon threatening him and he's just stood there like "no <3"
Found on Pinterest, and my only thought was Bond. What have you people done to me?
look me in my eyes and tell me that you do not think that Q - a man who has fast, precise fingers for a LIVING- is not a master at piano. Look me in my dazzling sapphire orbs and tell me that he wouldn't play the piano. Specifically jazz, or underground pop (? idk genres) or whatever you think he'd listen to.
BUT i would also like to state that, while i like classical, i do think making nerd or genius characters only play classic can be boring if not for any purpose other than "ohh look how clever this character is they can play mozart" do they play mozart because they like mozart? do they have PASSION?
I just really want to know why they made him pose like this. Why did they make him pose like this. What was the idea here. I really need to know the entire conversation.
Was it this? Was it this. I’m genuinely asking. The promo pictures are making him pose like he’s in an anime and you’re laughing. He runs the technology and research department of MI6 and he’s posed as an anime boy and you’re laughing.

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I love the mutually agreed upon headcanon that Bond shows up in Q’s flat, bypassing all this miscellaneous traps, and sits there after missions. Just in the dark. And that each time Bond arrives he brings a little treat for Q:
Like he’s got some dead guy’s laptop, or his hard drive. Maybe brought back some blood-crusty glasses he think Q might like. Sometimes it’s just like half of a keyboard that seemed Kinda Cool. Mugs. Someone dead guy’s phone.
And each time Q is like. So thrilled. He takes apart all the technology Bond leaves him, cleans up and uses the new glasses, decorates the apartment.
But I like this universal headcanon because it’s so [pet of your choice here]!Bond to me - he’s just bringing Q whatever shit he found or thought Q might like and dropping it at his feet like “hello.” And at first Q indulged it from a patronising standpoint – “that’s very sweet, Bond,” comically placing the flash drive on top of the pile of flash drives from Bond – but now he just genuinely enjoys knowing that A) bond thinks of him in the field. And B) he could maybe actually build a franken-puter with all this gear.
I also think Q makes a big show of looking it over in his hands, brows furrowed, lips pursed, glasses on his head, really deciding if it’s worth keeping (he’d never throw anything out from Bond. EVER.) and then nodding in approval. And then Bond trying not to look incredibly pleased with himself, under the impression he’s aiding Q’s research or work. (He is decidedly not. He’s dropping various dead birds at Q’s feet.)
wait show of hands, how many of my propaganda campaigns are actually working on people, and like. which ones lmao
wait I gotta actually tally them up first lmao. like, what do I have
uhh catboy James Bond for sure. does sub James Bond count? I haven't exactly been running a propaganda campaign for that tho I def have been proliferating it. And then Minx James Bond Rights. (can I count where are my fellow perverts here for some recreational forcefemming, lmao). and then the most recent James Bond is the Bratty One/Q is Not a Brat.
yes hi hello i have fallen for basically all of these (:
I've never really counted myself as a sub Bond enjoyer, but im sat in your ted talk taking notes, soo.. i guess its worked
[Image ID: The 'change my mind' meme template with the text "Q's cats are called Gadget and Gizmo" written on.]
Now i myself am a firm believer of giving pets human names, but they're right there and they're perfect!!!!
Q is very competent (fact), and is generally regarded as one of the cleverest people in the local area (at least Bond thinks so), and so when he says/ does something, people do it. he's a leader, right?
so when he goes up to Bond as is just like "we're going here" or "we're doing this" or "you should do this", he listens (outside of missions, of course). he doesn't even know what's going on- and he doesn't want to, because surely Q knows what hes doing. like, yeah, I'll follow you to the end of the earth, because youd be going for a good reason, and youd know how to get back.
i just think that outside of missions Q would be doing stuff and Bond would just follow along like a little baby duck, because where else is he going? and he of course would trust Q to drag him around, Q's the one who knows everything (ie how to function as a normal person) so yeah, he's in good hands.
is this- somewhat accidental- top Q propaganda? you interpret that
I'll tell you what this has become accidental propaganda for: Bond's massive abandonment issues. hes been abandoned by basically everyone at some point, so hes definitely like ' hi (: hello (: will you let me stay within 6ft of you forever (:' and Q at first might be a bit wary of being tailed in his own workplace, but is soon all like, ' come along lets do this, lets do that.' aaaaaaaaaaand now they're codependent, aren't they? oopsie
TLDR: Q is mumma duck, Bond is baby duck. this may cause problems, but it is 00q.
catboy Bond as a cruncher. Q gets a piece of equipment back that is, surprisingly, intact-- but for a set of rather prominent bite marks in it. Will Q's Trials Never End
hole puncher cat bond. put a piece of cardboard in front of him and its gone. Nom nom

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Q talks to his computers. Hes always talking and hes always on one, so the moment something goes wrong it's just "oh no don't do that" or "wait wheres it gone come back COME BACK", or if somethings gone right he'll give it a little "thank you". someone comes near him and he's just frantically muttering to/ threatening his computer. its similar how he talks to his cats, or Bond when he knows he cant stop him.
If he has a Thought or a Feeling, he is saying it whether his audience has ears or not