Take it easy

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

if it makes you happy, it’s not a waste

My soul is cleansed

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

My parents have been married for 19 years and together for 20 and I asked them what they were doing for valentines and they both looked so disgusted and said it was commercial and they hated it and then my dad said to me that every year he sends her flowers her favourite chocolates and a card pretending to be a secret admirer because although they think it’s a stupid holiday he wants her to have chocolate and then I went to my mum and asked about her secret admirer and she said it was a running joke between them cause my dad spends the day saying he’s gonna beat up her secret admirer and they both know it’s him but it’s been going for twenty years and my mum keeps the cards and if that isn’t love idk what is

Why am I crying in the club right now

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ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats