my names are Fancy and Local. I'm 21, bi aroace and use they/she pronouns. i find it hard to talk (both finding words and knowing when/where to speak) and my energy in general is pretty low but i decided on a whim to pop in and say hi.
presently my f/os for here are as follows:
Jimmy*: 💌 | loved/lost
Lizzie: 🧁 | scheming/scales
Joel: 🎨 | mad/masterpiece
Pearl: 🐺 | double/dear
Cara: 🎀 | cookie/caracal
*i don't know what his and my s/i's relationship is currently whether it's romantic or queerplatonic or whatever but, like, it is a weird little thing where they're kind of married (with my s/i jokingly calling him their evil partner).
the others are more clear cut, that being platonics. they're buddies, pals, affectionate annoyances. though my s/i initially isn't sure of the feelings are mutual. and in Cara's case she's an oc who's there for s/i lore reasons (whom i'd love to talk about at some point)
all of them are for Empires and Life Series, with main focus Empires-wise being season 1 unless I change my mind later.
also i just wanted to share that my url is supposed to be a, like, play on words type thing. like, "dear" as in a term of endearment and "dear" as in the start of a letter since I like writing.
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had the silly thought while playing dragon age last week of Dove somehow meeting Bull and jokingly telling him he's her type because he's impractically tall (eight feet tall!) and has a weird name he picked himself (his full name literally starts with "the")
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Dove (guy who typically describes their sexuality as "I like guys and girls but also no I don't like anyone") likes to joke that the reason why they married Jimmy was because he's impractically tall to kiss
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top design detail ideas I probably would continuously forget to include in drawings if I made them canon: "watcher"!dove with magical eye "tattoos" that blink and stuff
i like looking at very tall characters in fiction and thinking "yeah, you're tall. but you're not as tall as ocean queen lizzie". i don't remember when it specifically started but it is a long-term habit at this point
recently started playing dragon age: inquisition and a good chunk of my time is spent thinking Vivienne's pretty and has fancy clothes (she is unromancable).
then there's the companion I got the game for and am trying to romance: Mr "acts oblivious when you try to flirt with him and gets excited about fighting dragons the moment they're anywhere near by despite the fact we're too underlevelled for it and will definitely die in the attempt"
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summary: scar is usually a very good liar, excepts when it comes to lying to dolly. a small squabble ensues
note: hi again. i was stressed about my final grades for this college semester and i sped run finishing this. please clap and give comments so i don’t cry and throw up /hj also this fic ends kinda lamely i had no clue how to end it <//3
“..scar, why do you have so much unmined diamond ore?” dolly calls from the hallway of the train, closing the chest after she finds what she was looking for.
“what? oh, uhhhhmmmmm..” scar sounds a little strained–she thinks he’s reaching for something, or stretching, or maybe just reaching for some kind of excuse. “i…went…mining yesterday, and i forgot to mine all of it! with my fortune pick!”
dolly scrunches up her face as she pads back into the main space of the train, cat food in hand. “you don’t have a fortune pickaxe, though? you said you gave up trying to enchant one because it took ages.”
scar seems to falter a bit for a second, glancing away as he shrugs weakly. “um. cub let me borrow it…let me keep it, so now it’s my fortune pick..?”
dolly blinks, and tilts her head to the side, clearly not convinced. “scar..” she says slowly, setting the cat food on the counter before allowing her hands to rest on her hips. “is this a lie?”
“no!” the zoologist squeaks out through a laugh. “nooo, it’s not a lie, i never lie! how could i ever lie to you!? baby doll, look deep down into your gorgeous little porcelain heart—when was the last time i ever lied to you?”
“yesterday, did you forget?” dolly dryly reminds him, turning away and carefully tearing the bag open. jellie practically screams at her as she pours the food into three different trays. “you said—oh hush, you aren’t dying of starvation, baby girl, i gotta feed the babies too—“ dolly interrupts herself to coo at the older cat, before turning back to the feeding bowls. “you said, ‘oh nooo, i don’t even have my bow on me!’ when you said you wanted to fly by grian’s base. and then i found out you did have it on you the second you shot him in the head.”
scar scoffs in faux offense, his ears flickering downwards to press against his head. “pfft, well, okay, i told a little white lie yesterday, a little tall tale as they call it, but—“ he whines, coming up behind his fiancée and cuddling close to her shoulder. “i meant that i didn’t have my good bow! besides, he shot me back, so we’re even!”
dolly just rolls her eyes, turning around and leaning against the counter. “mhm. that doesn’t explain the unbroken diamond ore in your chest, now does it?”
“i think it explains everything, thank you very much.” the elf snorts, wrapping his arms tight around her waist. “dolly lolly~ can’t you take my word for it? can’t you believe i’m telling you the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth?”
dolly tilts her head to the side. “well…” if dolly was a few years younger she would’ve dropped the subject by now. unfortunately for scar, dolly was not a few years younger, and now can read the tells of him bullshitting from a mile away. “i’d love to have the ability to take your word for it.“ dolly sighs out, allowing him to sway her back and forth for a few seconds, before pulling back to finally grab the food bowls and set them down on the wooden floor, turning away just as jellie starts to scarf down her portion. “but i lost that privilege sometime around season eight.”
“boooooo…” the vex groans, immediately latching back onto his fiancée when she turns back to him. “i thought since we’re about to get married, you’d always believe me…”
dolly raises an eyebrow at his statement. “you can’t use the fact that we’re about to get married for everything. married couples can lie to each other.”
“but i’m not lying!” scar groans, burying his face into her shoulder. “i’m so wounded, jelly bean. what, you think i’ve been stealing ore? you think your allowance is laundered?”
“well, what else can i—” dolly pauses, actually taking in her fiancé’s words. stealing ore. laundered….someone else has been stealing and laundering ore. dolly slowly pulls away, her eyebrows furrowing.
“…scar.” she states more than calls, and scar looks a little concerned. “are you–? oh my god. are you really??”
“am i what?” scar grumbles, unhappy that his impromptu cuddle was being cut short. “whaaaat?!” he whines, wincing a bit when her nails dig into his skin. “what, who am i?! your husband? the love of your life? the—”
“the ore snatcher!”
scar’s eyes go big as he opens his mouth, and then closes it. the vex lets out a breathless little scoff, defensively crossing his arms. “wh-what??? i—you-oh, dolly lolly, i am offended!”
“jesus christ, you are.” dolly removes her hands from his shoulders to rest on her temples, taking in a shuddering breath. “oh my god, why are you doing this to me? why am i always your accomplice?”
“but it’s not me!” scar cries out, dramatically pointing to his chest. “how could i do such a thing?! how could you accuse me of such a crime?!”
“because the ore is in your house?! you never keep diamond ore unmined for this long, and this is the exact amount of diamond ore doc complained about in the meeting!” dolly raises her voice a bit more, pointing towards his storage system. “i mean—scar, we just got done with the buttercups nonsense—you barely got out unscathed from that! how could you immediately jump into bothering him again!?”
“because, i–” scar immediately stops himself, his eyes staring at the ground a little guiltily. “..okay, it is me, BUT—“
“SCAR!” dolly shrieks, throwing her hands up. “why?! i JUST—”
“shushshushshush, let me finish!” he quickly interrupts. scar puts his hands on his hips, scrunching his face up a little. “i’m doing it because it’s really funny.” he grins, as if his response made magically made it all better. “obviously.”
dolly wants to take him by the shoulders and shake him until his common sense knocks back into position. “..it’s funny NOW,” dolly hisses, burying her face into her hands. “but when he eventually figures out it’s you next week, it’s going to be anything but.”
“pshhhhhhh…” the man huffs out slowly, crossing his arms as if he was a pouty child. “but you’re here to protect me, so i’m not scared.”
dolly immediately raises her head again and sputters, barking out a disbelieving laugh. “what?! no i’m not, i saw what happened last season! whatever he does to you this season is between you and him.”
“..but have you considered—“ scar attempts to salvage the admittedly terrifying reality that doc could possibly kill him over this. “he never wants to bother you, so if i just keep you by me at all times, revenge will never be taken on me?”
dolly shuts her eyes briefly, almost in disbelief on how her soon to be husband is so, unapologetically silly. “…i love you so much. however.” the doll huffs, gently grabbing his face and squishing it. “you are an incredibly impulsive idiot, and you’re going to regret this next week.”
it’s so embarrassingly annoying that scar still looks at her as if she’s the most radiant woman on earth, even when she’s chewing him out. “your impulsive idiot.” he sounds almost too happy as he leans back into her shoulder. “forever.” the vex presses a lazy kiss against the side of her neck, before moving up to her face. “and ever. until the end of time, for the rest of my life, isn’t that right?”
“..yeah.” dolly huffs out, trying to ignore how red she was getting. “for the rest of your life." she just hoped that his life would last longer than a week.
