dblwks

searched for male whimpering audios and got sucked into a debate

looking good in the morning is like foreshadowing for the freight train coming to hit you at 3:00 in the afternoon

god knew not to make me a man. i’d be the second coming of genghis khan rn.

just wrestled my bra for at least a minute

i don’t know how so many of you post so often. my thumb hurts even looking at the post button.

did you guys miss me? (say yes!)

made american buttercream today… i’ll just say the italians really showed us up on that one.

this is so wrong, cruel and unusual. i swear these writers will rue the day.

i love a slightly off center jaw and a big nose. if you have one of these hmu

to the botched h0es who act like two flights of stairs don’t wind you. meet me behind the Wal-Mart parking lot i’ll show you how “in shape” i am