You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

Found footage horror movie but instead of the monster attacking the crew it just steals the camera and the rest of the film is the crew chasing the monster to get the camera back

op your mind

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

it’s always, “hi, how are you?” and never, “you have bewitched me, body and soul, and i love, i love, i love you. and wish from this day forth never to be parted from you” ... how unfair

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles