The Ruiner of Days

PSA:

Jei and Miyamoto Usagi from Usagi Yojimbo would be having the sloppiest gay love seggs imaginable if they weren’t always trying to kill each other.

Narilamb is so oversaturated and toxic it made me like cuckoldry

Bara dad bod Fox slamming 19 inches of eldritch schlong into femboy twink Narinder’s tight ass.

When the pint sized alcoholic nerd says you can’t give the Sol of Balance extra funding just because she has a nice ass:

If Goumang was a dude, he’d look exactly the same except:

Yi has a micro dick

The Feng rizz varies between genders

I got a new ship:

This is why Himuro wasn’t in Season 5:

Narinder: Oh no! Indoctrinated into the Cult of my traitorous vessel and stripped of my godhood! I sure hope they don’t take advantage of my newfound weakness and 1,000 years of unfulfilled sexual desires to make me their bitch!

The Bishops joined the cult immediately because they’re good sports and have nothing to gain from rebelling.

Despite both of them being incredibly competent in their respective fields, Himuro and Jiro would be disasters when they get in bed with each other.