#1 Hoop & Stick Fan

Can i say something problematique for terminally online millenials and people born after that point: I think the seeming lack of ability or willingness to call one another and chat on the phone with friends unprompted or out of the blue contributes to whatever hellish loneliness everyone is talking about feeling these days. Say what you want about boomers and old people but those guys mostly knew how to keep in touch with each other. Idk man call a bitch today

if we all jerk off enough tonight we might be able defeat jesus once and for all

frankly do not care if its unhygienic my puppy has an absurdly long nose and i Will be kissing it

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about