Cyan

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

It's also really important to note that the USA "leftists" are really only slightly left of center when you look at global politics. Our Far Right is just so extreme that they skew the entire graph. Our "Centrists" are actually Right Wing, they just seem Centered when so many others are sprinting towards Fascism.

I am currently watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and one thing I absolutely love about this show is Catra's ability to maintain constant employment. Of all the characters in this show, Catra is the MOST employed person there, and I love that about her.

aspect of the new superman I havent seen spoken about yet: how lex's misogyny is directly responsible for his downfall. he didnt believe that his blonde bimbo arm candy was capable of cogent thought, and so never bothered to restrict where she was allowed to take photos. she's just a silly woman, so it doesnt matter if shes talking selfies in his ops room full of his top secret documents and military plans. and!! even when she was caught sending all of her photos TO AN EMPLOYEE OF THE DAILY PLANET lex still didnt think anything more of it than that she was cheating on him! sending selfies to another man!!

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

The world doesn't revolve around one country. What is popular over there might not be the same in another country and it's totally normal but pop culture for example is a global thing like most people know Ariana Grande. This is just an example.

Yeah pop culture is universal and most societies like the same stuff, just like how everyone knows who Zhou Xuan, Dhanush, and Mia Guissé are and we all know and love the classic holiday season movie Al-Risâlah

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg