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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

Police are on the lookout for two violent antifa activists who disrupted a peaceful Alt Right rally in Illinois. They were last seen 106 miles from Chicago, they had half a tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses.

do not let another person borrow your special pens no matter how much you trust them

hm I think I will make the sims live like ants

Any updates ?

Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up

snail as old as slime

luv being part of the 1% (non euphoria watchers)

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

“God is good I will trust him” and “I know he likes peanut butter” gave me whiplash.

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

there’s a creature in my chest and at all times she’s banging a drum and shouting “GUILT! GUILT! WE LIVE AND DIE WITH GUILT!” 

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