memes & prompts.

❛  are you always so competitive?  ❜ ❛  are you okay? are you hurt?  ❜ ❛  are you sure you can do this on your own?  ❜ ❛  are you thinking what i'm thinking?  ❜ ❛  can you go take care of this, please?  ❜ ❛  can you show me how to fight?  ❜ ❛  can you tell me more about your adventures?  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?  ❜ ❛  does it really have to be like this?  ❜ ❛  don't you think you've already done enough damage for one day?  ❜ ❛  has no one ever given you a compliment before?  ❜ ❛  have i ever told you how beautiful you look in the glow of the moonlight?  ❜ ❛  have you noticed anything different about me lately?  ❜ ❛  haven't you ever wondered why i never talk about my childhood?  ❜ ❛  how can you just go to sleep like nothing happened?  ❜ ❛  how many more people have to suffer before you realize your madness?  ❜ ❛  is there anything else i can do for you?  ❜ ❛  is this really how you want this to end?  ❜ ❛  isn't it ironic?  ❜ ❛  what are your plans for today?  ❜ ❛  what else do you want me to say?  ❜ ❛  what else have you hidden from me?  ❜ ❛  what happened here? where is all that smoke coming from?  ❜ ❛  what has happened in your life that made you like this?  ❜ ❛  when were you going to tell me?  ❜ ❛  where are we supposed to go from here?  ❜ ❛  who will be able to stop them now?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just act like a normal person?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just leave me alone?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just stay focused?  ❜ ❛  why does everything always have to be so complicated?  ❜ ❛  why should i believe you now when you've told nothing but lies?  ❜ ❛  why won't you just tell me what i did wrong?  ❜ ❛  will it ever stop hurting so much?  ❜ ❛  will you go out on a date with me?  ❜ ❛  will you just shut up and kiss me already?  ❜ ❛  will you please text me when you get home safely?  ❜ ❛  you're completely out of your element here, aren't you?  ❜

❛  it was wrong of me to assume you're ever gonna change.  ❜ ❛  that's it? it was all just a lie?  ❜ ❛  shame on me for thinking you were a good person.  ❜ ❛  you're gonna pay for what you did to me.  ❜ ❛  you didn't hear a word of what i just said, did you?  ❜ ❛  believe me, you weren't my first choice either.  ❜ ❛  if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so.  ❜ ❛  do you think we're gonna survive this?  ❜ ❛  what's your problem?!  ❜ ❛  will you please slow down a little?  ❜ ❛  i can't believe you would do something like that.  ❜ ❛  did it mean anything to you?  ❜ ❛  i'm never gonna be good enough for you.  ❜ ❛  we were just fooling ourselves this whole time.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, i didn't know where else to go.  ❜ ❛  i don't want to argue with you anymore.  ❜ ❛  fine. you were right, and i was wrong. happy now?  ❜ ❛  this day feels like it's never gonna end.  ❜ ❛  i didn't think you'd care so much.  ❜ ❛  this must be like the first time you were nice to me.  ❜ ❛  out of all the people here, why do i have to be stuck with you?  ❜ ❛  do you want to go on a date with me?  ❜ ❛  honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today.  ❜ ❛  were you ever planning on telling me about all of this?  ❜ ❛  i wish i had another choice.  ❜ ❛  don't flatter yourself, a fifth-grader could've done this as well.  ❜ ❛  you're the most insufferable person i have ever met.  ❜ ❛  here, you look like you need this more than me right now.  ❜ ❛  oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game.  ❜ ❛  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ❜ ❛  alright, is there anything else we have to do before they arrive?  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  i wish we had more time together.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to leave just yet ... you could stay the night if you wanted to.  ❜ ❛  where are you taking me?  ❜ ❛  trust me, this is the last thing i want to do.  ❜ ❛  i need more time to think about what i want.  ❜ ❛  why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess.  ❜ ❛  i don't feel so good, i think i may be getting sick.  ❜ ❛  help me! please!  ❜

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

i said i'd make them! i hope you enjoy these, and as always: DO NOT ADD, EDIT OR CLAIM THIS LIST AS YOUR OWN!

[ WAKEN ]: the sender touches the receiver's shoulder to waken them from a nap or sleep.

[ STILL ]: the sender places their hands on the visibly angry/upset receiver to try and restrain them.

[ STAY ]: the sender, noticing the receiver attempting to escape a meeting or a conversation, quietly rests a hand on their shoulder and pulls them back into their seat.

[ REST ]: the sender places a gentle but firm hand on a weakened/sick/injured receiver's shoulder to push them back into their bed to rest more.

[ PUNCH ]: the sender places a hand on the receiver to draw their attention away from another focus, and once they've turned around, the sender swings a punch at them in the moment of confusion.

[ PRIDE ]: the sender, having heard or seen the receiver successfully achieve a remarkable feat, places a hand on their shoulder to express their wordless pride in them.

[ HUG ]: the sender places their hands on the receiver's shoulders to yank them into a hug.

[ COMFORT ]: the sender, noticing a visibly upset receiver, solemnly moves to their side, and places a hand on their shoulder in an effort to comfort them.

[ SURPRISE ]: the sender, noticing an otherwise occupied receiver, moves forward silently and suddenly grabs their shoulder to startle them.

[ STUN ]: the sender, having been apart from the receiver for some time, makes an unexpected return and greets the unaware receiver with a hand on their shoulder.

[ TIDY ]: the sender reaches forward and lightly sweeps something from the receiver's shoulder.

[ WORRY ]: the sender grabs the receiver by the shoulders to take a good look at them for any sign of harm or injury.

[ ARM ]: the sender rests a hand on the receiver's shoulder, their arm draped around them in order to do so.

[ FOCUS ]: the sender, noticing the receiver has become distracted during a conversation, places a hand on their shoulder to redirect and focus their attention.

[ GOTCHA ]: the sender, noticing the receiver has unknowingly walked into the path of a source of danger, grabs them by the shoulder and hoists them back to safety.

[ PRAISE ]: the sender, having heard that the receiver has achieved great success in a task or accomplishment, gives them a proud pat and squeeze of the shoulder to convey their congratulations.

[ STEADY ]: the sender rests a hand on the shaken and panicked receiver's shoulder to steady and ground them.

[ CAUGHT ]: the sender plants a hand on the receiver's shoulder to stop them from fleeing a potential arrest or accusation.

[ DELIVER ]: the sender, about to deliver some bad news to the receiver, gently places a hand on the receiver's shoulder to stop them from running away from the bad news.

[ SHIELD ]: the sender catches hold of the receiver's shoulder and draws them back and away from a threat, pulling them behind them for their safety.

[ SOOTHE ]: the sender places their hands on the receiver's shoulders and begins to give them a massage.

[ LEVER ]: the sender, wanting to sit next to the receiver, places a hand on their shoulder to ease themselves to the space beside them.

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

inspired by the infamous "i want the k" meme by deactivated tumblr user tastcful. send 🎲 to generate a kiss! potential suggestive/nsf.w themes may appear

A kiss on the cheek

A kiss on the nose

A kiss on the forehead

A kiss to the top of the head

A firm kiss

A gentle peck

A romantic kiss

A platonic kiss

A kiss to the eyelid

A kiss along the jawline

A kiss to the neck

A kiss along the collar bone

A kiss on the chest

A kiss to the stomach

A kiss along the hips

A kiss in the rain

An upside-down "Spider-Man" kiss

A kiss while laughing

A kiss underwater

A rough kiss

WILDCARD! Dealer's choice :)

A french kiss/kiss with tongue

A kiss influenced by alcohol/other substances

A sleepy kiss

A kiss that's an accident

A kiss while one or both parties are crying

A kiss in greeting

A kiss in parting

A kiss to the back of the hand

A kiss to the palm of the hand

A kiss to the inner thigh

A kiss while someone watches

A kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking

A kiss after a bite

A kiss against a wall

A kiss to the shoulder

A kiss to the back of the neck

A kiss while one party is carried

A tentative kiss

An impulsive kiss

A kiss out of spite

A clumsy kiss

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 25

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Have I told you what a great pleasure it's been working with you again?"

"When have you ever had a lasting relationship?"

"We're not very good at answering each other's questions, are we?"

"Did you ever want to be a cheerleader?"

"You think you're the only one who can pick a lock?"

"Have you nothing better to do than sit with your feet on the desk, slurping tea?"

"I thought you were the bad guy?"

"What are you doing in my bed?"

"When did you turn into an old married couple?"

"What part of 'diplomatic immunity' are you not clear on?"

"I'm not going to be here forever, and who's going to look after you then?"

"You knew this was going to happen and you didn't say anything?"

"This isn't just a job for me, so don't bring my career down with yours, you got it?"

"Is that a threat? Are you threatening me?"

"Do you ever imagine what it's like to die?"

"Doesn't it bother you that you don't know who your dad is?"

"You're a monster, you know that?"

"I know I couldn't sleep last night. Could you?"

"Have you ever even tried to think about things from my point of view?"

"Shall I sing for you?"

"What are you going to do? Spank me?"

"You're not scared of ghosts?"

"Are you always like this in the morning?"

"How long are you planning on staying with us?"

"Hey, do you think I'd suit a goatee?"

"Is that seat taken?"

"Are you mad at me or something?"

"Why do you feel compelled to save and avenge?"

"Is there no end to your talents?"

"Why should I help you? What have the likes of you ever done to help the likes me?"

"Can I walk you home?"

"How long have you worked here?"

"Have you never heard that money talks?"

"Why is it so hard to do the right thing?"

"Now, are you going to face me like a man or what?"

"A guy only gets that drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man - so, which is it?"

"What are we talking about now? Politics?"

"What sort of trouble are you up to now, hm?"

"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"

"So, how long have you two been sleeping together?"

"Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?"

"Do you ever have any doubts?"

"Why don't you come home with me?"

"Do you remember the day we met?"

"Do I come over as aggressive to you?"

"What I'd really like is to go on a very long walk. Would you come with me?"

"You're asking me to trust you? After you lied to me for all these years?"

"Are you sure you're not just fantasising?"

Flirting Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for flirting muses, with varying levels of brashness. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Can I walk you home?"

"Brooding. Good look. Do you practice in the mirror?"

"I think we're supposed to kiss now..."

"If you're trying to impress me, it's working!"

"Why don't you ask me on a proper date?"

"I used to try to get you to look at my legs."

"You know, if you ask a girl out for coffee, you should have something to say."

"You know, I used to have a huge crush on you."

"Have dinner with me? Just the two of us?"

"You're in over your head. You're not fully committed to this task, and because of that, you will fail."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"I'm into you because you're hot. And smart. In that order, but both are needed."

"There's this Italian restaurant I managed to book a table at, if you're still keen on going on a proper date."

"Do you have any idea how much I missed watching you get dressed in the morning?"

"This is the wrong time to be strong and silent and so... Attractive."

"You want to kiss me, don't you?"

"Do you know what I'd like? Really like?"

"Kiss me like you hate me."

"I knew you didn't stay in town for the lovely weather."

"You are the most perfect and beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"You just can't stay away, can you?"

"I love your lipstick."

"Suits you, flustered. It's a good look."

"You look very beautiful tonight. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Say, why don't we carry on this delightful conversation over a cocktail?"

"Well, I must say, you are anything but dull!"

"I was just wondering if, um- If you might like to come out for a drink with me sometime?"

"I must say, you're much prettier than your predecessor."

"May I have this dance?"

"Well, that is an interesting way to say hello!"

"I've seen your picture in the newspaper. You're way hotter in person."

"Oh, and here I thought you were getting all kinky with me!"

"Are you like this with all your women?"

"Are you saying you want to date me?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you have lovely hands?"

"What are you going to do? Spank me?"

"So, have you got a boyfriend, or...?"

i said i'd make them! i hope you enjoy these, and as always: DO NOT ADD, EDIT OR CLAIM THIS LIST AS YOUR OWN!

[ WAKEN ]: the sender touches the receiver's shoulder to waken them from a nap or sleep.

[ STILL ]: the sender places their hands on the visibly angry/upset receiver to try and restrain them.

[ STAY ]: the sender, noticing the receiver attempting to escape a meeting or a conversation, quietly rests a hand on their shoulder and pulls them back into their seat.

[ REST ]: the sender places a gentle but firm hand on a weakened/sick/injured receiver's shoulder to push them back into their bed to rest more.

[ PUNCH ]: the sender places a hand on the receiver to draw their attention away from another focus, and once they've turned around, the sender swings a punch at them in the moment of confusion.

[ PRIDE ]: the sender, having heard or seen the receiver successfully achieve a remarkable feat, places a hand on their shoulder to express their wordless pride in them.

[ HUG ]: the sender places their hands on the receiver's shoulders to yank them into a hug.

[ COMFORT ]: the sender, noticing a visibly upset receiver, solemnly moves to their side, and places a hand on their shoulder in an effort to comfort them.

[ SURPRISE ]: the sender, noticing an otherwise occupied receiver, moves forward silently and suddenly grabs their shoulder to startle them.

[ STUN ]: the sender, having been apart from the receiver for some time, makes an unexpected return and greets the unaware receiver with a hand on their shoulder.

[ TIDY ]: the sender reaches forward and lightly sweeps something from the receiver's shoulder.

[ WORRY ]: the sender grabs the receiver by the shoulders to take a good look at them for any sign of harm or injury.

[ ARM ]: the sender rests a hand on the receiver's shoulder, their arm draped around them in order to do so.

[ FOCUS ]: the sender, noticing the receiver has become distracted during a conversation, places a hand on their shoulder to redirect and focus their attention.

[ GOTCHA ]: the sender, noticing the receiver has unknowingly walked into the path of a source of danger, grabs them by the shoulder and hoists them back to safety.

[ PRAISE ]: the sender, having heard that the receiver has achieved great success in a task or accomplishment, gives them a proud pat and squeeze of the shoulder to convey their congratulations.

[ STEADY ]: the sender rests a hand on the shaken and panicked receiver's shoulder to steady and ground them.

[ CAUGHT ]: the sender plants a hand on the receiver's shoulder to stop them from fleeing a potential arrest or accusation.

[ DELIVER ]: the sender, about to deliver some bad news to the receiver, gently places a hand on the receiver's shoulder to stop them from running away from the bad news.

[ SHIELD ]: the sender catches hold of the receiver's shoulder and draws them back and away from a threat, pulling them behind them for their safety.

[ SOOTHE ]: the sender places their hands on the receiver's shoulders and begins to give them a massage.

[ LEVER ]: the sender, wanting to sit next to the receiver, places a hand on their shoulder to ease themselves to the space beside them.

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 28

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Have you any idea how ridiculous you sound?"

"Wow! Is this yours?"

"Why did I have to come alone? Are you in love with me?"

"Why do I get a feeling that no isn't an option here?"

"Were you born heartless or did the job make you like this?"

"I'm competing for your attention again, aren't I?"

"Surely it's worth sacrificing a little privacy to feel safe?"

"Why did you marry me?"

"Is that what you think? That I'm in control of this thing?"

"Don't you like parties?"

"How do I know you're not bluffing?"

"I don't believe we've been formally introduced?"

"When's your birthday?"

"Maybe you should tell me what's bothering you?"

"Hey! What say after dinner we go into town? "

"Are you reading my mind again?"

"Is there not going to be a wedding?"

"How can your whole world change, but the neighbourhood you grew up in stays just as you left it?"

"If I help you, then you help me, right?"

"Since when did you have the right to spy on me?"

"Do you find it hard to do your duty?"

"Did you confuse compulsion for freedom?"

"Do you want to sit on the sideline and watch, or do you want to play ball?"

"To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?"

"Did you know that the government uses psychics?"

"Who are you? I've seen you someplace before."

"I'm a little swamped right now. Can we do lunch another time?"

"Please, just give me a chance?"

"Is this where you warn me that this town isn't big enough for the both of us?"

"What's wrong with you? Have you got a death wish?"

"Can we just enjoy each other's company for a little while?"

"Did you think you could just go on and never once have to look back?"

"Are you like this with all your women?"

"Is it true you were in love with him for years?"

"Did you just colour code the teabags?"

"What's the point in birdwatching if all the birds I want to watch are missing in action?"

"Do you want to say it first or should I?"

"Have you never wondered? Have you never tried to find out?"

"If you don't want to talk about it, why don't you write about it instead?"

"Your daughter, I suppose she talks and eats and everything?"

"I thought you were sleeping?"

"You must be a stone-cold killer, huh?"

"You have barely looked me in the eye. What are you concealing?"

"Have the police been to see you?"

"Promise you'll take me with you?"

"You ever been in some place you couldn't leave but you couldn't stay, both at the same time?"

listen. i want to tell ye that i have infinite reasons for making this. that i've been designing this for weeks, months even. but i can't. this happened because i saw one (1) meme and aligned that with two (2) cups of coffee. either way besties, you're all getting a strangely detailed list of reasons to drop your muse into another muse's lap. you wanna switch the roles? add a [ REVERSE ] if you want your muse to be the lap that's being sat in! don't add to this list, don't claim it as your own, i'll curse all your potatoes to be soapy and sad to consume.

[ SHAVE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can carefully shave the last of the receiver's stubble from their face.

[ MAKE-UP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to get a better vantage point to apply makeup to their face.

[ SNIP-SNIP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap whilst giving them a haircut.

[ HAIR ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so that the receiver can style or just play with their hair in peace.

[ CAR ]: sender ends up sitting in the receiver's lap whilst in a very crowded car together.

[ STUMBLE ]: sender loses their balance and trips backwards, falling into the receiver's lap in the process.

[ INTIMIDATION ]: sender, in an effort to frighten the receiver by invading their personal space, sits in their lap to try and inspire discomfort or fear in them.

[ LOOK ]: sender, wanting to see something that can only really be seen from where the receiver is sitting, sits in their lap in order to see it as well.

[ HEAL ]: sender ends up in the receiver's lap trying to tend to their wounds to the best of their abilities.

[ FEAR ]: a frightened sender sits in the receiver's lap in an effort to feel some measure of safety and protection.

[ COMFORT ]: sender, after a challenging and emotionally draining experience, settles into the receiver's lap in search of a feeling of comfort.

[ ADJUST ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to fix their collar or tie or other item of clothing.

[ STRADDLE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap with one leg on either side of their legs, straddling them effectively.

[ EMBRACE ]: sender settles in the receiver's lap to give them a long, well-deserved hug in comfort.

[ CARRY ]: sender, having been carried by the receiver for other reasons, winds up sitting in their lap once they sit down.

[ THROW ]: sender flings themselves at the receiver, so eager for a hug that they end up in their lap.

[ DROP ]: exasperated (or maybe just exhausted) the sender drops down into the receiver's lap to rest.

[ CUDDLE ]: eager for some well-earned cuddling, the sender finds it much easier for everyone involved to sit in the receiver's lap during the cuddle session.

[ MOVIE ]: while watching a movie together (and possibly being so distracted by the film that they don't realize what they're doing) the sender settles back into the receiver's lap.

[ CHAIR ]: the distinct lack of available chairs in a room results in the sender having no choice but to sit in the receiver's lap.

[ CLOSENESS ]: after having been apart for a considerable length of time, the sender sits into the receiver's lap just to be close to them.

[ PRETEND ]: in a bid to persuade others that they're in a relationship (even though they're probably not) the sender climbs into the receiver's lap to convince the on-lookers of their legitimacy.

[ LEARN ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can teach them a particular practical skill (e.g. pottery, knot-tying etc.)

[ ACCIDENT ]: the sender, unaware that the seat they're trying to claim is occupied, drops into the receiver's lap without realizing it.

[ EXHAUSTION ]: the sender, surrounded by nothing but uncomfortable places to rest in, finds a solution by sitting in the receiver's lap in order to rest and possibly sleep.

[ CHILLED ]: the sender and receiver find themselves in a particularly cold room, leading the sender to sit in the receiver's lap in order to share body heat.

[ KISS ]: the sender lowers themselves into the receiver's lap in order to kiss them properly.

[ FLIRT ]: the sender, only just beginning to explore the romantic side of a relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap in order to express their feelings clearly.

[ ROMANCE ]: the sender, in a well-established romantic relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap just because they can.

Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 22

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You're not someone I really want to work with."

"I hate not knowing!"

"I'm sure some people find you charming, but I don't."

"Why does this ever simple concept continue to elude you?"

"A word of advice: don't pry into things you couldn't possibly understand."

"Oh my god, you're going to be a real pain in my ass, aren't you?"

"I still think this is deeply irresponsible - and believe me, I would know!"

"I expect more from you than the polite appearance of cooperation."

"Since when did you have the right to spy on me?"

"I warned you not to succumb to temptation!"

"This is all your fault!"

"I understand that this is a last resort, but it's a bad last resort!"

"You better not be fucking with me again!"

"Do you never stop chattering?"

"It's just, sometimes I get the impression that you're not really listening - that you're drifting off, thinking of something else."

"What's the possible upside to asking a question like that?"

"Are you asking me a question, or are you accusing me of something?"

"Maybe you don't wish to give offence, but you are giving it pretty thick!"

"Believe it or not, you're not the only person in the world to feel misunderstood!"

"I don't want to know you. I don't need to know anything about you."

"Do you really think you can win?"

"You've been in contact with a known felon?"

"This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone! Don't laugh!"

"Must you always be so small-minded?"

"You said you wouldn't mention that!"

"If this car has so much as a scratch on it, I'm sending you the bill!"

"Does it take a catastrophe to learn your lesson? To get your attention?"

"You think you're above the law."

"I'm not hallucinating, and I'm not paranoid, and I'm not questioning my own sanity!"

"Can we not do this right now?"

"Do you have any idea what kind of trouble you're in?"

𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘  𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊-𝐔𝐏  𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒  // assorted .  a  bunch  of  pick-up  lines  teetering  on  the  edge  of  cringe  ,  for  your  pleasure  ,  or  displeasure  . 

“  i'd  like  to  take  you  to  the  movies  but  they  don't  let  you  bring  your  own  snacks  in   .  ” 

“  no  pen  ,  no  paper  but  you  still  draw  my  attention  .  ” 

“  aren't  you  worried  about  global  warming  ?  because  you're  making  it  hot  in  here  .  ” 

“  do  you  have  a  pet  ?  because  seeing  you  has  given  me  a  whole  new  leash  on  life  .  ” 

“  is  there  an  airport  nearby  or  is  that  my  heart  taking  off  ?  ”

“  are  you  tired  ?  you've  been  running  through  my  mind  all  day  .  ” 

“  what's  your  favorite  drink  ?  i'm  asking  so  i  know  what  to  buy  you  when  we  go  on  our  first  date  .  ” 

“  there's  something  wrong  with  my  phone  ,  it  doesn't  have  your  number  in  it  .  ” 

“you  look  so  familiar…did  we  have  class  together  ?  i  could've  sworn  we  had  chemistry  .  ”

“  what  is  it  like  to  be  the  most  gorgeous  person  in  this  room  ?  ”

“  if  you  were  words  on  a  page  ,  you'd  be  fine  print  .  ”

“  you  must  be  a  talented  thief  because  you  managed  to  steal  my  heart  from  all  the  way  over  here  .  ” 

“  are  you  an  artist  ?  you're  really  good  at  drawing  me  in  .  ”

“  angels  should  be  in  heaven  .   how'd  you  escape  ?  ”

“  if  you  and  i  were  socks  ,  we'd  make  a  great  pair  .  ”

“  i'm  learning  about  important  dates  in  history  ,  wanna  be  one  of  them  ?  ”

“  they  say  dating  is  a  numbers  game  ,  so  can  i  get  yours  ?  ”

“  when  i  text  you  good  morning  tomorrow  ,  what  number  should  i  text  ?  ”

“  are  you  siri  ?  because  you  autocomplete  me  .  ”

“  hey  ,  how  was  heaven  when  you  left  it  ?  ”

“  well  ,  here  i  am  .   what  are  your  other  two  wishes  ?  ”

“  i  didn't  even  have  to  run  to  catch  these  butterflies  .  ”

“  are  you  a  charger  ?  because  i'm  dying  without  you  .  ”

“  i'm  not  even  playing  cards  but  somehow  i  pulled  a  queen  .  ”

“  this  must  be  a  museum  because  you're  a  work  of  art  .  ”

“  all  the  good  pick  up  lines  are  taken  but  you  aren't  .  ”

“  you  must  be  a  dog  person  because  you  look  fetching  .  ”

“  i  think  there's  something  wrong  with  my  phone  .   could  you  call  it  and  see  if  it  works  ?  ”

“  did  the  sun  come  out  ,  or  did  you  just  smile  at  me  ?  ”

“  would  you  mind  giving  me  a  pinch  ?  you're  so  cute  ,  i  must  be  dreaming  .  ”

“  i'm  lost  .   can  you  give  me  directions  to  your  heart  ?  ”

“  excuse  me  while  i  delete  my  dating  apps  .  ”

“  if  you  were  a  triangle  you'd  be  acute  one  .  ”

“  i'm  not  a  photographer  but  i  can  picture  you  and  me  together  .  ”

“  are  you  a  loan  ?  you've  got  my  interest  .  ”

“  are  you  a  magician  ?  because  when  i  look  at  you  ,  everyone  else  disappears  .  ”

“  did  you  invent  the  airplane  ?  because  you're  clearly  mr  .   wright  .  ”

“  is  your  dad  a  boxer  ?  because  you're  a  knockout  !  ”

“  how  can  i  plan  our  wedding  without  having  your  number  ?  ”

“  are  you  a  keyboard  ?  because  you  might  just  be  my  type  .  ”

“  you  know  ,  i'm  actually  terrible  at  flirting  .   how  about  you  try  to  pick  me  up  instead  ?  ”

“  are  you  wifi  ?  because  i  feel  a  connection  .  ”

soft, honest, low-pressure questions for the writer behind the screen

☕ — how are you actually doing today?

🌤️ — what’s been giving you energy lately?

💤 — are you resting enough?

📖 — what kind of threads feel easiest for you right now?

🎧 — what have you been listening to while writing?

🫶 — what kind of asks do you enjoy receiving most?

🌙 — what time of day do you feel most creative?

🧣 — what’s your current comfort thing?

✨ — what’s one small win you’ve had recently?