APerfectWorld

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Y’all don’t ignore people enough. That’s why you stressed out.

bro this country is absolute dog shit at assassinations. what do you mean you MISSED AGAIN???

It's actually kind of embarrassing. Some guy in Japan made a projectile launcher out of duct tape and plumbing supplies that was closer to a nerf gun than a real gun and having never even held a gun before managed to take out their fascist asshole with a weapon that could only fire once. But the "fuck yeah guns!" people can't pull it off.

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Not only am I agnostic about a god, I am agnostic about most supernatural phenomenon. Do ghosts exist? I dunno, definitely had more personal experiences with them than I have had with god. Does magic exist? Maybe, in a way, I don’t know. Getting rid of absolutes and debbie downer behavior has improved my life immensely.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it