uh oh

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.

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happy pride month to this post specifically

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

never post again

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

what is UP fellow survivors, it's your girl Carol Sturka, back with another hivemind research update. I'm not sure if the algorithm is suppressing me cuz I'm all alone out here and the hivemind won't talk to me, so to be sure you're seeing my content, don't forget to smash the subscribe button and ring that bell if you like being an individual and having opinions. now let's just jump into it. so about all this fucking milk-