Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@complementarycouple
Who would you have cast as your voice, if you had any dialogue?
🎀: "I'd have to go with either Hunter Schafer or Laverne Cox. The real question is if I can talk, of if they just get to say 'Birdo' all the time, in slightly different tones."
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On integrity
Does Wart have bad breath?
🎀: "You mean from that time he encased my head in that bubble? Yeah, it's pretty bad... but oddly not the worst. At least he's not a smoker, dahling."
Single sprite animation icon from King Wart and the Birdos.
Do you know Vivian?
🎀: "Of course I know her! We're best friends... or is Wendy my best friend? If she asks, it's definitely Wendy... I don't want to start any fights."
🥚: "Oh, so all trans people automatically know each other?"
🎀: "Relax, we both know Vivian, we're good friends."
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“You girls went shopping without inviting me?!”
🎀: "I'm... sorry? It wasn't like a planned trip, we went to different stores, we just happened to run into each other accidentally, I swear."
When do you find the time to eat all those eggs you spit out?
🎀: "I'm too nice a girl to tell you that~"
"The explosions in SMB2 were famously misspelled as 'BOM' in the original Japanese, so who's idea was it to 'correct' it like this:
instead of like this:
hunh?"
🎀: "The world may never know..."
How does gravity work in that casino?
🎀: "Very carefully."
can you rephrase the question
Griffin McElroy, Vore King Extraordinaire, rephrases nothing for no one
🥚: "Yeah... that's what it's about... vore."
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It's a shame you didn't get more screen time. They showed almost everything in the trailer!
🎀: "I know, right? I'm on screen for 5 seconds, and 3 of those were in the trailer, what a way to under deliver..."
"Birdo, honey... you do know that BS Super Mario USA was released on March 31, 1996; significantly after Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island on August 5, 1995; right? You didn't 'create' the flutter jump."
🎀: "I do now. But then again, Lisa created the 'universe' after God already created it, so the meme still works, dahling."
So, you work for Wart again?
🎀: "That movie is my origin story, dahling. It's not that I'm working for Wart again, it's a story about the time I was working for Wart."
How did you two first meet?
🎀: "This was a complementary ask with that other one, four years ago; and it's been sitting in our inbox all this time, just collecting dust!"
🥚: "The truth is, we're not really sure how to answer it. The Mario series is canonically fake, and we're an acting troupe. We met by both being hired by the big N."
🎀: "I suppose we could make up a 'meet-cute' centered around Mario Tennis 64 or something... but that would contradict our last answer."
🥚: "Plus I canonically like DOOM more than tennis."
🎀: "Nobody's going to get that reference, dahling."
Congratulations on making it into the movie!
🎀: "I'll assume this ask is for me, since we've known about Yoshi for three years now. Um, thank you, dahling."
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