me a few days ago: this is the best time of my life, i am at my peak and i am never going back down, my mental illnesses have finally stopped owning my life!!!
me now: oh okay that was just mania, time for the worst time of my entire life ever
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me a few days ago: this is the best time of my life, i am at my peak and i am never going back down, my mental illnesses have finally stopped owning my life!!!
me now: oh okay that was just mania, time for the worst time of my entire life ever

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shit i’ve heard on remote learning as my hero characters
bakugo, accidentally unmuted: what do you want
kirishima, in the same room: kaminari may or may not have gotten his crotch stuck in the fridge again
jiro: with all due respect, i am logging the fuck off, professor
aizawa: it is 7:30 in the morning. i don’t want to speak right now much less teach a class. i just want to pet my cats, so class is dismissed.
iida: *explaining a bunch of german history*
aizawa: okay, now mina, can you tell us where germany is on the map
mina, confidently: directly above america
aizawa: *logs off*
midoriya, turning on his camera, blood streaming down his cheek: hey is it chill if i head to the bathroom to clean this up real quick, if not it’s totally understandable, i mean this is an important chapter
aizawa: uraraka, can you unmute your mic to answer the question?
uraraka, unmuted: *extreme sobbing*
garcia: reid i heard of a really fun game! it’s called two truths and one lie. you say two true things about yourself and one lie.
reid: two truths and one lie? okay. i am happy, i love life- wait how many lies are there?
happy bi awareness day to all the bisexuals! including myself lol
i, too, love women a lot and get mad at myself when i catch myself slipping and liking men :)
anyway, just wanted to say you are valid and loved.
i made these :) like/reblog if using.

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Criminal Minds as things my friends and i have said
emily: i’m aware that i’m a lesbian but i would go down on bill nye in a heartbeat
reid: i don’t think he’s even an actual scientist, don’t taint your sexuality for him
emily: it’s not cause he’s a science guy, just cause he’s probably packing
garcia: if the slim chance of me ever owning a gun actually happens, i would only shoot it in tune to the barks of who let the dogs out
rossi: ..why is reid in a fetal position
jj: he got a new fridge
reid, through choking sobs: it dispenses ice cubes
*while playing gin rummy (card game)*
morgan: uno!
emily: we’re playing go fish, idiot
jj: weren’t we playing blackjack?
reid: i thought we were practicing card tricks
hotch: ...get out of my house
reid: i wanna go! why can’t i go?
hotch: because you reek of whiny minor
luke: hey look, i got a baby croissant :)
garcia, trying to insult him: you are a baby croissant
luke: ..thank you?
rossi: i’m gonna vouch for her and say that she means you’re flakey
i am a WHORE for luke alvez don’t even with me
god the things i would do for luke alvez
my entire heart belongs to that man
every time scratch comes on screen in a criminal minds episode*
me, flipping off my laptop screen: i hope you burn, little rat man. pesky, sad, little rat man. stupid, funky looking, hellish little rat man. i will stab you with a pitchfork, little rat man.
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.
ditto
The small ones so cute?
this is so cute i wanna write a series like this
The ancient texts are back
Amazing
Love it

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my aesthetic is hotch and garcia making vegetarian omelettes in garcia’s little protective custody office with a happy friendship song playing in the background (season 11 episode 9)
morgan goes to check up on reid after he was home for a few days cause of an injury or something: i bet he’s doing something really boring, probably listening to beethoven and reading some thirteenth century literature
reid, opening the door in a very elton john styled robe with large circular red glasses, drinking orange juice from the carton through a crazy straw: what do you want, you’ve interrupted my soap opera
Do you think Hotch sits and thinks about the fact that his team called him a narcissists, a bully, a drill sergeant, and someone who trust men more than woman or do you think he’s normal?
He strikes me as the type of person to sit at his desk and zone out, forcing himself to the brink of an anxiety attack because of the ways he’s failed his team. Reid and Dilaudid. JJ’s fear of dogs. Prentiss and Cyrus “I can take it”. Garcia getting shot– why didn’t he think to get her any formal training?
Until he convinces himself that they’re a happy family without him. Each time Garcia’s greets them at the doors of the bullpen– fresh coffee, hand-made sandwiches, or drinks– in hand and greets them with a smile and “family” she doesn’t mean him.
She means JJ and Emily. Spending girls nights in one of their respective apartments. Shopping on the weekends. Picking sides in Morgan and Reid’s shenanigans.
She means the brotherly relationship between Reid and Morgan. Inseparable except for every time they disagree. Arguments of the week and prank wars that never seem to end.
She means Dave seeing right through their lies and bullshit. The arm he puts around their shoulders as he directs them towards the elevator sweet talking whatever brandy or whiskey he’s going to pull out for them.
Until one of them comes knocking on his office door. And he can’t leave. He won’t leave them and have their fun ruined by an outsider who can’t understand that Garcia is above the FBI’s stupid dress regulation. That Prentiss stays late in the office because she can’t stand to go home to her empty apartment but it helps to offer to let her come see Jack. That Dave doesn’t play by the rule but it’s better that way. That Derek can be a hard-head who can make life a living hell but no one can do the things that Derek Morgan can.
“Are you coming Hotch?”
There’s always a split-second when he looks up from his paperwork flooded desk and the words nearly roll off his tongue. He needs to know because he’s not sure. “Do I belong on this team?” In this family?
But he looks up and he looses his will. He just nods, “yeah.”
And maybe that’s reason enough.
They’d be okay without him and he sincerely believes that.
currently sobbing haha nice
i’ve realized that i relate most with penelope garcia because i too am platonically in love with all of my friends a little too much.
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this
Okayyy

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This man is the real MVP.
I follow him on Twitter. He’s made 3 other “batches” of these photos:
The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!
King shit
this man deserves a reward
rossi: physically, i’m a gorgeous italian aged wine. emotionally, i’m as messy as my magnificent spaghetti sauce.
hotch:
hotch: i think there’s an age that you reach that you can’t compare your trauma to food anymore, rossi.