I dunno grandma, maybe it’s because you say weird shit like:

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I dunno grandma, maybe it’s because you say weird shit like:

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You can have my isolation. You can have the hate that it brings. You can have my absence of faith. You can have my everything.
I’m in!
Mark your calendars before you forget!
its on my birthday doidjgij
"Antelope Friends"
This is the tattoo design that I came up with today. It's heavily influenced by the treble clef design from Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask (two swirls rather than a single body), but I've incorporated the bass clef into it as well. The symbolism behind it is essentially the piano (which uses both clefs) and music in general, as well as video games (which are a big part of my life), and the Legend of Zelda series (which has always been one of my favourites since I was a child). I've been thinking of getting it on my chest, somewhere near to my heart, also symbolic of how much those four things - that is, music, the piano, the Zelda series, and videogames - mean to me.

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. . . The worst thing about depression is that it forces us to feel powerless to escape the self-fulfilling prophecy of our own unhappiness. You have to make a conscious effort to prove depression wrong. When it says that you don’t have confidence, you have to defy it. You have to say, “Fuck you, Depression. I can do this.” Even if you don’t really believe it, you have to conduct yourself as if you do. Soon enough, Depression will lose it’s grip over you. Don’t get me wrong, you’ll still be depressed, but you’ll have learned to work around it. . . . I never said that you could [will yourself out of it]. You learn to live with the [chemical] imbalance. A man who is missing a leg can’t will his leg to grow back, but he can teach himself to live with one leg. That’s what you must do with depression. When you feel as if you simply cannot act, you must act anyway. You must say to your inner sense of dread, “FUCK YOU. I WILL DO THIS.” Depression is more than just sadness. Sadness is something that everyone faces. Sadness is an aspect of depression, but not the totality. Depression makes it difficult to feel positively about future prospects. Depression makes it difficult to emotionally invest in anything, even things that once held your interest. Depression makes you miserably lonely but makes you feel unable/unwilling to seek out human contact. Nothing feels right. Everything feels like it doesn’t matter and yet matters more than anything. You feel too depressed to do things and then you feel depressed about the things you didn’t do. It’s vicious. It’s cyclic. It’s unrelenting. It goes much deeper than mere pessimism or sadness. It’s a form of psychological paralysis. You feel crippled inside. And no one else can see it. No one sees the invisible barrier that prevents you from being who you want to be. Even these words truly fail to capture how it feels. Only those who have experienced it or are currently experiencing it will truly understand. Don’t believe anyone who tells you that you are powerless. Find your passion. Only passion can defeat depression. I’m sure that part of the reason why I am so quick to anger is because I have to wear that rage on my sleeve. Otherwise the ennui will begin to dig it’s tendrils in, sucking out life, pumping in lethargy. Fuck that. You have power. All of your thoughts are chemical. You can think your way out of depression. Don’t get me wrong. It never goes away. Your battle will never be over. But you can confine the beast to some small corner of your mind and spit in its face when it tries to sing you back into a somnolent stupor.
The Amazing Atheist
[12:18:03 PM] Christine Elizabeth: sjdflkasjdfs
[12:20:24 PM] Aidan Brettner: why so gibberish
[12:20:26 PM] Christine Elizabeth: idk
[12:22:12 PM] Aidan Brettner: you okay?
[12:22:42 PM] Christine Elizabeth: yeah i'm just tired
[12:22:45 PM] Christine Elizabeth: and not feeling very well
[12:25:35 PM] Aidan Brettner: :(
Aidan Brettner hugs you in a big bear hug.
[12:26:04 PM] Christine Elizabeth: :3
Aidan Brettner then continues to claw at your flesh and devour your innards before wandering off in search of something more apatising, like some fresh salmon, or honey.
[12:27:44 PM] Christine Elizabeth: Wow.
[12:27:45 PM] Christine Elizabeth: I hate you.
[12:28:49 PM] Aidan Brettner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqATrwJKRxM
[12:28:52 PM] Aidan Brettner: That's my response
[12:29:01 PM] Christine Elizabeth: i really
[12:29:02 PM] Christine Elizabeth: fucking
[12:29:03 PM] Christine Elizabeth: hate you
[12:29:21 PM] Christine Elizabeth: see
[12:29:27 PM] Christine Elizabeth: now you should get me a stuffed bear
[12:29:29 PM] Christine Elizabeth: since you're a bear
Aidan Brettner tears the stuffed animal to shreds with his teeth, growling loudly as a warning to all other bears who might oppose his dominance.
[12:30:39 PM] Christine Elizabeth: :|
I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.
Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars (John Green)
Daniel: I really like you but I can't be the Invisible Man. I'm tired of being the shoulder. I want to be another body part. I want to use up a woman, so she's ruined for all other men.
Holly: You don't want to do that.
Daniel: No, I don't want to do that, I want to date a woman who actually likes men... I want to be somebody's Gerry... Honestly it's not your fault. It's mine. I didn't plan on liking you, it just sort of happened that way. I'm sorry about that.
Fucking psycho.
Me: Miley Cyrus makes me mad. She gets to adopt a new dog every day and I don't even get to adopt one.
Aidan, completely straight faced: Stab the bitch.
WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!

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Ask her to 1v1 me in counter strike knives only. If she wins, she gets you.
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I might love you a little bit. Is that okay?
You know, I think I also might love you just a little bit... So yes, that is okay <3 :)But just a little bit!
Our Skype calls.
Christine Elizabeth: Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Me: Why..?
Christine Elizabeth: Because she had no arms.
Me: Ehehehhohohoh
Christine Elizabeth: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Christine Elizabeth: Not Sarah.
I was reading a book a few hours ago, as I tend to do, and my older brother, Richard, said, “You miss so much of life when your head is always buried like that.” I didn’t say anything at the time, but looking back, I really should have.
Because he’s wrong. I don’t miss out on life at all. I get...
This, so much. I had the same encounter/experience with my mother when I got home tonight. I had gone out this afternoon, to avoid her and my sister (because my entire family consists of vapid blank slates who tag along with the rest of the sheep-herd in their watching of MTV reality television and terrible music and lack of imagination), and when I arrived home she asked where I had gone. I said I went to get coffee. She asked who with. I said "Nobody." And is that really so bad? that I prefer to be alone, and re-read Looking For Alaska or TFiOS or Paper Towns or The Passage or one of my other books, on my own, enjoying a nice, hot cup of Mocha, watching the world pass by? I don't think so. But she immediately jumped on how I "need to take up an activity". I'm sorry that you don't value intellectual stimulation like I do, lady, but you see, reading IS an activity. It's an adventure. I don't need people who pretend to care about me, I only need my books, and my music, and my digital piano. "And all I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you could love made-up people... And how much you could miss them."
Cos I didn’t see this one coming, now I’m in too deep I didn’t see this one coming, now I’m in too deep I think I’ll just keep swimming down, down, down There’s no point in trying to reach dry ground
I'm drowned... I'm drowned...

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gosh when he falls into the box i die
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