Some Very NSFW Workplace Sentence Starters
âI have a meeting in 45 minutes, we have to do this quick.â
âClose the blinds and lock the door, I donât want anyone walking in on us.â
âMy desk is big enough that you can fit under there and give me head without being seen.â
âYouâre really distracting, you know. You make me want to push all this paperwork to the side and bend you over my desk every time you walk in here.â
âNot so loud or theyâll hear us and weâll both get fired.â
âHow about a quickie before we go to the meeting?â
âLift up your skirt and bend over the desk. Weâve only got 20 minutes before the potential new hire comes in for their interview.â
âQuiet. Get on your knees and suck.â
âDonât make a sound. Theyâre right outside the door.â
âEvery time I see you walk by, you make me want to rip your skirt off and fuck you.â
âLetâs just call it what it is, weâre office fuck buddies. Nothing more, nothing less.â
âYou canât say anything about this to anyone. I donât need to be part of all this office gossip that goes around.â
âThese daily quickies we have are what get me through the day. I look forward to coming to work because of them.â
âMeet me in my office in 20 minutes. Make sure youâre not wearing any panties.â
âDo you know what the thrill of office sex is? The possibility of getting caught.â
âMove your computer so you can fuck me on your desk. Iâm not trying to have keyboard impressions all over my ass.â
âSo, lunch break. Want to join me in the bathroom and have some fun?â
âI try so hard to concentrate on my work, but then my mind wanders to what you have on under your clothes and how much I want to fuck you across my desk.â
âI was working on the portfolio for the ______âs case, then I got⌠distracted when I saw you walk by.â
âHaving a hard on at work is fucking painful. Come help me out here.â
âCut that out unless youâre trying to get me to bend you over this desk.â
âIâm the boss, I can do whatever the fuck I want. And what I want is to fuck you senseless right here, right now.â
âYou getting that raise is contingent upon how well you do sucking my cock.â
âYou have lipstick on your collar, we all know what you were up to.â
âThereâs a hotel right around the corner from the office. How about you take an extended lunch and we go have some fun?â
âLooks like I left lipstick on your collar. Want me to leave some more?â
âSo tonight, after everyone leaves for the evening, wanna have some fun in your office?â
âI hope youâre not busy, especially since I came all this way just to see you.â
âSo, boss man, tell me, how much do you really want to bend me over this desk and fuck me?â
âI only come to work everyday in a good mood because of our daily office quickies.â
âThe worst thing about the weekend. I donât get to feel you inside/around me until Monday comes again.â














