Collar x Malice

“I have a meeting in 45 minutes, we have to do this quick.”

“Close the blinds and lock the door, I don’t want anyone walking in on us.”

“My desk is big enough that you can fit under there and give me head without being seen.”

“You’re really distracting, you know. You make me want to push all this paperwork to the side and bend you over my desk every time you walk in here.”

“Not so loud or they’ll hear us and we’ll both get fired.”

“How about a quickie before we go to the meeting?”

“Lift up your skirt and bend over the desk. We’ve only got 20 minutes before the potential new hire comes in for their interview.”

“Quiet. Get on your knees and suck.”

“Don’t make a sound. They’re right outside the door.”

“Every time I see you walk by, you make me want to rip your skirt off and fuck you.”

“Let’s just call it what it is, we’re office fuck buddies. Nothing more, nothing less.”

“You can’t say anything about this to anyone. I don’t need to be part of all this office gossip that goes around.”

“These daily quickies we have are what get me through the day. I look forward to coming to work because of them.”

“Meet me in my office in 20 minutes. Make sure you’re not wearing any panties.”

“Do you know what the thrill of office sex is? The possibility of getting caught.”

“Move your computer so you can fuck me on your desk. I’m not trying to have keyboard impressions all over my ass.”

“So, lunch break. Want to join me in the bathroom and have some fun?”

“I try so hard to concentrate on my work, but then my mind wanders to what you have on under your clothes and how much I want to fuck you across my desk.”

“I was working on the portfolio for the ______’s case, then I got… distracted when I saw you walk by.”

“Having a hard on at work is fucking painful. Come help me out here.”

“Cut that out unless you’re trying to get me to bend you over this desk.”

“I’m the boss, I can do whatever the fuck I want. And what I want is to fuck you senseless right here, right now.”

“You getting that raise is contingent upon how well you do sucking my cock.”

“You have lipstick on your collar, we all know what you were up to.”

“There’s a hotel right around the corner from the office. How about you take an extended lunch and we go have some fun?”

“Looks like I left lipstick on your collar. Want me to leave some more?”

“So tonight, after everyone leaves for the evening, wanna have some fun in your office?”

“I hope you’re not busy, especially since I came all this way just to see you.”

“So, boss man, tell me, how much do you really want to bend me over this desk and fuck me?”

“I only come to work everyday in a good mood because of our daily office quickies.”

slightly nsfw (soft)

“kiss me… there again —”

“mm… please… i love it when you do that…”

“i love the way you touch me…”

“you’re ~ making me so hard…”

“you’re ~ making me so wet…”

“come closer; i want to feel you”

“your hips feel so good in my hands”

“your butt is so cute… i could eat it up ~”

“your pussy is so cute… i could eat it up ~”

“a–ah… that ~ tickles…”

“you are already turned on ~?”

“i can’t wait until we’re alone…”

“is it alright if i touch you here?”

“ ~ that’s my baby…”

slightly more nsfw

“can i take it in?”

“i am going to put it in now…”

“please… ~ i need you”

“i’m dying to feel you inside me…”

“you’re so ~ wet”

“mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”

“you look gorgeous…”

“you look so hot like this”

“i love the way you blow me…”

“i’ll go slow for now”

“faster, please…”

“m–more…~”

“wanna… sit on my lap?”

“bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”

“god… you look so delicious standing like this…”

So I borrowed a bunch of these fictional kisses from this post and made it up into a prompt list. Feel free to reblog of course!

breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths

moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed

kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s 

throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss

hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp

lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up

routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck

starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion

a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss

when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead

height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes

kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap

kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

y'all know this goes give a ship and a number and maybe a fic will come out (the original post)

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties