power bottom at rock bottom

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

It’s substance abuse

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

oh :( that's fluff :( that's fluff of my torture character :(

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword