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Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

I live for this

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

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Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

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CULTURE

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Effective counter-protest.

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Snoop crip walking on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star

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Someone hood auntie in the background yelling “get your c-walk on!”

A mood.

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Black History ,

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higglety

help I just read the words “take peppermint oil in addition to your inhaler” with my own two eyes

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@thebibliosphere help how do I reach through the internet and smack the oils out of somebody’s hands

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@madamehearthwitch

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<pterodactyl screech> YOU DUMB FUCKS ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

Here’s a list of posts about the dangers of EOs

This one probably has the most pertinent information about EOs and how they gonna kill people [x]

On learning about EOs from cults [x]

On using EOs (more informative, less aggravated screeching) [x]

Another, which contains links, because I really do shout about this a lot. [x]

Sadly, in my experience, no matter how much you tell these morons they’re all completely brainwashed by the “I’m so enlightened with crunchy granola superpowers that nothing mother earth provides can hurt me” nonsense that there is little reasoning with them.

witches-ofcolor

Why don’t yall just listen to what yalls doctors say

hardstoplucas1

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

nattousan

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

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When a nigga w/ long hair, sees a short haired nigga w/ waves & a mean ass fade.

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When a nigga w/ short hair, sees 1 of them Tarzan ass nigga somehow finesse a snap-back.

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When a tall ass nigga, sees a short ass nigga w/ a tall girlfriend.

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When a short ass nigga, sees a tall ass nigga doing the matrix to get twerked on & he keeping up.

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When a Blood sees a Crip, speaking out about police brutality & institutionalized racism

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When a brother, sees another brother standing up for a sister. ✊🏾

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When you finally see your homie w/ the girl he always wanted & deserves.

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When you finally see one of your homies dreams coming to fruition

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A good post

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This is how it should be.

thesweetishthuggishbone

I live for black positivity

chicagosugarbitch

SO PURE

karrakazz

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

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Black guys have a different type of sawce

archivesmuseum

And his laces came untied lol

adls-xxx

I just love it 😍

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😍😍

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*unlikes post so i can like it from u*

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miseducatedmelanicmuse

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

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Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

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Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

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😂😂😂😂

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Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Ladies, keep it going!

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Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

miseducatedmelanicmuse

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

okinawawgoddess

🙄

thetaurusworld

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

miseducatedmelanicmuse

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

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Foreal

mysticalcoffeequeen

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

thenfrankiesaid

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

ariesg0ddess

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

chubbloveee

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

sweedishcoochiemeatballs

The sink one took me out

onlyblackgirl

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

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😂😂

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This is gold 😂

notoriouslynay

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

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This post funny 😂

apologeticallyfat

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

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Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

lilbrownnell

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

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I am ashamed.

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Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

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Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

heyreebee

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

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Big yikes

thelovergirljasmine

Him: wyd

Me: chillin

Him: can I come over and chill with you 😏

Me: nah I’m good

Him: oh, whatchu got on?

Him: wyd

Me: tryna get ready for school/work

Him: betchu aint ready for this dick though

Fucknigga: you hella bad ma, you mixed?

Me: I’m black, but thanks I guess…

Fucknigga: damn I’m tryna see what thats about, put my number in yo phone…

armaniblanco

i sincerely hope these are jokes and niggas aint actually saying this kinda stuff

dillondean

once i fix the chemical imbalances in my brain making me prone to severe procrastination and depression, lose all my body fat and replace it with muscle, get my phd, pay off my student loans, and get new clothes it’s over for you hoes

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All of this! So much gold in one video. 😎

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

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