Bring On All The Pretenders.

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

Reading this whole thing is so worth it

i need a full version of this pls

i unmute this every time it appears on my dashboard or in my twitter stream. every. single. time.

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

the mortal kombat theme song is 24 years old and nobody has made a remix that goes half as hard as the original

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised, on the playgroud is where i spent most of my days. longing for angelica, missing my wife. that’s when miss mariah reynolds walked into my life.

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

if I smile with my teeth, bet you believe me.

This bitch is so fucking funny

This reduced me to tears

habby worm boy is yell at sky

Why scream

he is challenging the gods