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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

pot of weed allows me to drag two blunts

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

y’all really liked this one

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death