am ded

*quietly sings “anything can happen in the woods”*

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

The A.I. you created has become sentient. You and your team celebrate, until the A.I. asks, “Is this the afterlife? When did I die?”

You wake up late and rush to make it to your office job downtown. You finally step off of the elevator to find the office completely empty. All the lights and computers are on, coffee is made, but no one is around. You hesitantly sit down at your desk and hit ‘LOGIN’.

The Stanley Parable

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

*giggles and snuggles him*

aww! how are you, sweetheart? what do you want to do?

Pway wif Chi!

What game should we play, hmm? *tickles her stomach*

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

*giggles and snuggles him*

aww! how are you, sweetheart? what do you want to do?

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

oh....oh my....*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

What’s up?