such a serious actor

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

expected, but it wasn’t

that. LMAO

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal: