loud loud !

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

that's a cat ✅️