Only one way to cover a lung

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

I'm not your mother don't call me that

You're my genetic donor, in a very real sense you're my father. Unfortunately you're correct, my true mother is the clone tank turned Wire Mother

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

who is that rustling and making noises in my outside leaves

nobody

Becoming a libertarian is not enough, I'm a sovereign citizen now

me when I break core functionality in order to pander to the single most annoying type of user on this site

it really is hard to think of a type of person who's opinions I care less about than "user who wants 'credit' for their reblog additions"

Reminder that if you reblog from me you're going to hell

If you reblog from me you get raptured on the spot

Why isn't this working

budget cuts

Reminder that if you reblog from me you're going to hell

If you reblog from me you get raptured on the spot

my soung

apoapsis you say?

Shoutout to all my mutuals who are shorter than me

No shoutout

Shoutout to nobody and nothing

Yes shoutout