sentence starters made from random quotes i pulled from posts i rb'd on my personal
"Gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong."
"90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic."
"Your honor, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right."
"Would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest, yes or no?"
"Sorry for freaking out earlier man, I didn't realize everything would be okay."
"I'm going on a stupid little walk for my stupid physical and mental health."
"I may be smiling on the outside but I had to leave my cat at my apartment and cannot take her everywhere I go. You do not know this pain. I can't even text her or call her. Cruel."
"We could make Texas an honorary planet."
"I wake up, I engage in tomfoolery. The cycle repeats."
"It's true that romance and friendship won't solve everything but, objectively speaking, it's very hard to get sad when you can say, 'let's go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you."
"DO NOT TRUST THE TURTLE."
"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio."
"No one is horny enough anymore."
"These pickled onions ain't shit."
"Not to be a slut but I would love to sleep next to someone."
"No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job."
"Forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible."
"Cool date idea: take a really long nap with me."
"Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working. Time to kill someone or whatever."
"My test results came back and it turns out I'm sick of This Shit."