Fuck me or fuck off.

Ahaha, I just learned your name I have no idea where your dorm is, hun.

You don’t waste any time…where are you?

Well if you’re ever in the mood for a distraction you can definitely give me a call.

Meh, even so that’s just a commitment to multiple people. No strings, no attachments. That’s my motto.

I know I’m right, flighty sex is the only way to ensure both people get what they want.

Personally I don’t see the point of monogamous relationships anyway. Nobody ever ends up happy.

Better to make a clean break of it then. How much longer until you for the big city?

Well you don’t seem too torn up. I suppose it just as well, there’s only so much you can get out of a relationship with someone that isn’t quite in the same place as you are.

Okay I may be lying just a tad about the not sharing part but you should count yourself very lucky anyway. Oh I wish I could say I’m sorry but I really don’t know you well enough to have any emotions towards it.

If you’d like some company or anything, you know I’m always here don’t you?

I’m thinking you’re the lucky one, I don’t share my stories with just anyone. Now correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t you dating that Cameron boy?

Shall I find him and kill him now or later?

Sophia has not been a very good friend in that aspect. I was never much of a story teller I’m afraid. I’ve always been more of a show and tell kind of girl.

So what you’re saying is he just up and left without giving you any proper explanation? I am. Extremely proud. 

Cameron left? What? When? More importantly why? Studying can’t ever be a bad thing though. Especially not when finals are coming up.

Shit, I’m heard some fucking stories about you hun. You’re like a legend. It is nice to meet me, thanks for noticing.