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hooked noses, flat noses, big noses, and nose bumps are cute society just has bland taste and a preference for white features

Why his shoes on the wrong feet

LMFAO

@trufflebootybuttercream

my baby is getting so big and someone fix his shoes please 

I’m so tired 😂😂😂

my favorite thing to do is not talk

Would love to be sharing a pomegranate with someone I love right now

Es re loco, ¿saben? Esta imagen me gusta mucho. Cada vez que la veo me imagino a todas esas personas y cómo andan con la vida, me imagino en que sería muy extraño si en la vida real a cada uno de nosotros nos saliera una etiquetita diciendo alguna cosa sobre cómo somos o qué pasa en nuestra vida. No sé si sería extrañamente genial o extrañamente nefasto, pero definitivamente será extraño. Y me puse a pensar también en que esas etiquetas sólo dirían una única cosa de nosotros, lo cual me parece absurdamente triste e injusto porque cada uno de nosotros significa muchísimas cosas, no somos sólo ese ex que tuvimos y al que todavía amamos o ese cubo en el que nos encerramos. Y bueno, sé que probablemente ese no era el punto al que quería llegar esta foto, pero son las cosas que llegan a mi cabeza cada vez que la veo y quería escribirlo.

wow

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

Bee confident

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

and yall are wondering why the whole city smells like piss