Gay.

Hey boss sorry can't come in, i think the Russians (or cubans or chinese or iranians) are using their tummyache gun on me. Yes, again

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

hey girls what horrors have i missed

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

i'm such a slut for garlic bread u have no idea

#bangs head on table#that's tony fucking hawk#Nobody recognizes him😭#It's like a curse or something Funny story... I didn’t recognize him so I thought “It’s probably Tony Hawk.”

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

Average tumblr user be like “The grueling experience of being perceived...” *overshares*

if i'm going to be perceived i might as well overwhelm you

The only reply I’ll acknowledge.

if gay wrong then why girl so pretty? hm?