“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i just can’t with the “at this point everyone’s gonna have to start using AI. it’s just inevitable” crowd. like “ohh i don’t have a choice i just have to keep pressing the button that kills the planet and gives poor people cancer. it’s out of my hands. nothing else i can do” like get the fuck outta my face and grow a spine

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

sometimes a family is two male business partners, a wealthy french socialite, a superhero and his sidekick, and a man with big feelings about the cold war, and a ghorse

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling