tomorrow's sure to come

i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

this man is channeling Mollymauk Tealeaf so hard

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…

@needywitch

Source is ozzymanreviews on youtube

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

just what in the fresh hell is this shit y'all got me FUCKED UP

I JUST CRIED.

He’s only a baby, he’ll learn 💓