Strength

Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”

"O-oi, Yukine!"

"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.

"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.

"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"

"Well, count me out." He pushed the god away from him. "I’m not going to embarrassed myself with you in public, plus you probably suck at dancing anyway."

             ”—Yato! You idiot, I’d do no such thing! You’re influencing Yukine to do bad things!”

               ”—Yato!! What are you doing with Yukine! Stop it, it’s disturbing to look at!! Poor little Yukine…”

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it’s shakespeare.

Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”

"O-oi, Yukine!"

"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.

"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.

"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"

What a predicament to be found two hands stuck in a cookie jar with the last cookie sitting at the very bottom. Was this really worth it? What more… to be stuck with that damn carrot’s sidekick of all people?

Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”

"O-oi, Yukine!"

"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.

"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.

"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"

[Text]: “Both of us are, and at the same time of course~”

[Text] Well, no time to find out. We have a Shin~Chan to bug!

Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”

"O-oi, Yukine!"

"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.

"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren't many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.

[Text]: “Both of us are, and at the same time of course~”

[Text] Well, no time to find out. We have a Shin~Chan to bug!

Requested by olagir :3