”your stomach is getting so big…” George Washington whispered, rubbing clippy’s round belly ”wash-chan! Did no one teach you manners?! It’s not polite to tell someone with child they’re big!” George chuckled, slapping clippy’s ass ”it’s not mean if i’m the one who got you pregnant” he said as clippy blushed
”y-yeah but you still got me pregeantant…” clippy muttered before screaming ”MY WATHER JYUST BROKE!!!!!!!” ”WHAT?!” George sprung up in shock as his lap was wet with fluid, clippy squirming on the ground, picking up the phone dialing 911 ”911 wahts your memnegrty?” ”MY HUSBANDS IN LABOUR!!!” ”okie sir calm down” ”WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CLAM DOWN???” ”the waaabamlce is on the way”
”PUSH PUSH PUSSSSSH” the doctors said as clippy laid on the bed, after a bit a precious baby girl was born, a paperclip with human features ”uehhhhhhhhhhhh…..” clippy gagged ”who knoew a baby could be so ugly?”
”WHAT” george yelled, ”I WANT A DIVORCE” clippy screamed as the baby started to cry
George stands on the bridge holding his baby girl in his arms, clippy got the divocre he wanted, wahts the point in living he thought as he jumped off into the water, dyeing with his baby.