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It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

The neighboring lord told me bandits keep killing all his adventurers. So I asked how many adventurers he has, and he said he just goes to the tavern and gets a new party afterwards, so I said it sounds like he's just feeding adventurers to the bandits. And then his jester started crying.

"help the gay transgender scientist who cured my cancer has kidnapped his ex-husband and are having a theatrical pissing competition of "who's marginally morally better" in front of their estranged family/coworkers/associates" is such a ridiculous hook that you'd think it'd never fit into a tf story but it did. and it happened to verity carlo

What's with this cityspeaker nonsense. You guys are robots, just say it for what it is. Metroplex has his discord notifications off, someone with his number has to call him, and that's a career

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits