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Use soda instead, your liver will thank you. Don’t drink and fly, kids.

Drink when… 1. A character says something racist. 2. Filo’s slingshot makes an appearance. 3. Magic rocks are magic. 4. Spig misuses a word. 5. Instead of saying ‘dead’ or ‘died’, a character just trails off.

Drain your glass when… 1. “Bit of a tough guy, aren’t you?” 2. “There’s one in my pants!” 3. “Say hello to gravity.” 4. A main character dies. 5. Delgo and Kyla kiss.

BONUS ROUND (for hardcore Delgonauts only)

Also drain your glass when… 1. Delgo or Kyla experiences a sudden, inappropriately timed mood swing. 2. Kyla is changing for her date but wears the same clothes she already had on anyway. 3. Sedessa’s flying dog urinates on the Nohrin King for no reason. 4. “You’re on your own, kid.”

AND

Drink every time Filo speaks.

Tag yourself, Delgo edition

Aries: Sedessa

Taurus: Delgo

Gemini: Raius

Cancer: Bogardus

Leo: Filo

Virgo: That one Lockni dude in the hideous sweater

Libra: Kyla

Scorpio: real-life Burt Reynolds

Sagittarius: Spog

Capricorn: Spig

Aquarius: Elder Marley