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The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

Alexa, Siri and Cortana are devices we command and are female. Watson disperses knowledge and is a male

@just-shower-thoughts This has nothing to do with misogyny, actually. It has to do with a biological preference for female voices and the fact that women's voices were historically used in planes and trains because they were higher pitched than the male voices and the engine and thus easier to hear. In fact, men's voices are actually sometimes avoided in programming like this because of the association with male voice and betraying/murderous machines such as the Terminator. Also, at least for Siri, the voice can be changed to male. Here's a video that goes in depth about all the things I just mentioned, and more. https://youtu.be/NExaO5NTCz8

I want to hear your stories about sexism you’ve experienced. Both male and female. Any hate you’ve experienced because of your gender. And please tell me your gender and country/state you were in at the time. Thx guys.

Yo fam, no one's responded to this. Can I conclude that there is no more sexism in the world or that y'all are lazy af

why’s amy schumer protesting trump when she called latino men rapists just like trump did?

People do realize that she’s a comedian, right? Like a person that tells jokes? The person who made this post literally starts off one of their comments with “she made a joke about…” Its called a joke for a reason, people! You guys gotta learn the difference between what a comedian thinks, and what a comedian thinks is funny. Now stop making up reasons to bash people haha. Hate doesn’t stop hate. It just makes more.

bitch shut the fuck up racist jokes are still racist

white ppl: anyway all the latinx are disgusting illiterate rubbish rapist waste of space ppl :) poc: … this is offensive white ppl: excuse me sweetie :) is called humour :) it is funny hate doesn’t stop hate :)) grancias xx

1) by your own logic you are a racist and you are being offensive because you referenced "white ppl" 2) you are a hypocrite for making a racist joke after condemning people who use humor as an excuse for racism, so are you okay with racist jokes so long as it's about white people? 3) most racist jokes play off of the stereotypes of any given group of people including whites, just like you did, and comedians like Amy Schumer use these stereotypes in their act because it's common knowledge and people will get the joke, and sure you "poc" can claim it's offensive and maybe it is but it's offensive to everyone, racist jokes are directed at everyone including whites 4) I think there's a big difference between the racism used in jokes and the racism used by actual racists, in one like I said they play off of stereotypes to make people laugh and in the other they think the "poc" deserve to die/be exiled from the country/etc, and in my own life people who are actually racist are quietly ostracized by the group until they either stop displaying the truly racist views or they leave the group 5) everyone is getting too sensitive, who cares about whether or not a joke is racist, the world will never be the perfect bubble of nothing offensive ever and I'd rather be able to laugh at jokes about my race and every other race than to be offended and hurt and angry at every joke that I don't like, they say that if you don't let things bother you then either they will stop or it will stop bothering you so hey try it sometime, that's the way to stop hate 6) hey this is just my opinion, you don't have to agree with it

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This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help

“WOT THEE FOCK”

fuckin love this commercial

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When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

This is upsetting

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

Need me a freak like that

Please keep up the deeply satisfying videos, Tumblr.

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