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I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him đ
i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
I tried to annoy some youths on the Elizabeth Line and it backfired
I Became That Which I Sought To Destroy
They were playing music out loud. I hate that. I asked them to stop. They didn't. "Fuck it", I think, and decide to choose violence. I move nearer them, remove my own headphones and start doing Duolingo Greek, which I know from experience is extremely irritating to be around. I figure anyone else nearby is already annoyed and I can't make it worse
But then I ran out of hearts. And I wasn't finished with violence yet, so I decided to turn on my own music.
"What are you doing" say the youths. I shrug.
The youths begin to bop along ironically.
"They hate this," I think. "I am winning."
"Hang on," says a youth. "What is that."
I realise something is going wrong but not what to do about it. "It's Italian," I mutter
"Are you Italian?"
"No, I just speak it."
"Oh shit. This goes hard actually," says a youth, whose bopping along no longer appears to be ironic "Is that rap? There's Italian rap? Whoa. Took me a second"
"What's it about?" says another youth.
My inner Public Transport Etiquette Absolutist and my inner Italian Music Evangelist are now at war. Fatally poised to decide the balance is the fact that I am a middle aged woman who has just had her musical tastes flattered by Youths.
"It's called Arresto Cardiaco, which obviously means cardiac arrest, and it's about a panic attack," I say. They lean over to peer at my phone.
"He must have some bad panic attacks," says the first youth thoughtfully.
"Maybe he gets them all the time," agrees another.
Somewhere along the way, and I realise I don't know when it happened, they turned off their own music and are now bopping along to mine.
I can't bring myself to turn it off.
Other passengers stare at me with open loathing. They are right to do so.
I literally could not beat them and I accidentally joined them. I am sorry.
The original tweet is the corniest thing Iâve ever fucking seen
A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.
C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you're serving them you can poison the food

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i made another saga
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
favorite johnny bravo scene
the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment
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trans woman does something kinda shitty > internet goes nuclear starts involving kiwifarms nazis for no reason > people harmed by kinda shitty behavior canât bring it up due to not wanting to associate with kiwifarms nazis > trans woman driven off the internet > nobody wins except kiwifarms nazis > repeat forever

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Shoutout to disabled people who like hiking
Shoutout to mobility aid users who like walks
Shoutout to light sensitive people who like being outside
Shoutout to wheelchair users specifically who like going outdoors
Being disabled isnât antithetical to appreciating nature
The new Demily model is my attempt to Get Over some things that have been haunting me for years.
We finally made her tall. She's now, proportionally, about the same build as I am irl. And she's very long. Almost lanky. Long-time followers will know I used to have a TON of height dysphoria. It was one of the things I hated most about my body, I always felt like I looked like a weird, disproportionate freak. But as the years went by and my body filled out from the hormone therapy and better eating habits, I slowly became more okay with it. Finally, I started dressing in a way that suited me, with pants that emphasized the length of my legs, and then my height dysphoria disappeared entirely.
We also made the tank top more or less the "default" outfit, exposing the arms more often, something I also used to dislike.
And yes, we made her more tan. My relationship with my ethnicity has been a very confused one, with me being Iranian on my dad's side and white on my mom's, but never having really been introduced to Iranian culture at all in my upbringing. It's often left me feeling lost, which has only recently started abating as I got to know some other locals with Iranian heritage. Still, that heritage informs a lot of how I look, and that was never really properly reflected in Demily beyond the hair texture and eyebrows.
So, Demily now sports the skintone I get in the summer months, with olive skin, and by contrast, the old model seems blindingly pale to me now. Between that and the height it seems obvious several decisions in the original design were guided by white beauty standards that I just don't subscribe to anymore.
I'm very happy with the new model. I'm glad everyone so far seems to agree.
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a âsexyâ (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because itâs kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what theyâre into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their âopponentsââ accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a childrenâs education charity via each sideâs portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the âfreedom of expressionâ side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

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happy pride
I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!
its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.