A Pirate’s Life, Sounds Just Right

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i read old man smut on company time

tumblr stop closing my old man smut i do not need an intervention

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

Told you guys I had something that would be HUGE!

These are great and this trend is great and lets go add badges to our AO3 accounts (check the replies for the code to add to your About Me section of your AO3 profile to display these)