It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

i don't want "responsibilities" i just want to sit here and look cute

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

marvel fans: hey before you watch the worst movie of your life make sure you also watch these other 8 awful marvel movies to fully understand it

it’s always ‘why did you go to the creepy vampire castle despite the fact every villager tried to warn you not to’ and never ‘how was the vampire castle?’ or ‘the vampire castle looked fun was it fun?’ 

ironi nedir nasıl yapılır bilmeyenlere uçan tekme atasım geliyo mal mal şeyler yazıp tepki verince ironiydi yhaa .s.s diye üste çıkıyolar ya bi de kafayı yersin

biraz kafa dinliyim sinir stresten uzaklaşıyım derken yanlışlıkla tüm hayata ara vermek