Belasad

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

Always remember pain makes people change, So don't hurt them when you don't want them to change.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

I don't really remember the last time I was happy with my haircut.

I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.

My boss said to me today.. You've been late five days this week... Do you know what that means? I said, I certainly do, it's Friday!

If people are talking behind your back... Then just fart.

Husband and wife had a fight, wife called up her mum and said, he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you. Mum said, no darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

Whenever I see a couple sharing the same Facebook account, I feel like saying to them, alright which one of you had an affair.

At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.

Padhai Karne Ki Iccha To Usi Waqt Mar Jati Hai.....Jab Dekhta Hun Aaj To "WiFi" Ki Speed,Mast Aa Rhi Hai..