three tales of vampire romance

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

also gerard way has very famously jerked off on stage. anyone censoring mcr will be laughed at for being a deeply conservative loser

frank iero posted his bare asscheeks on instagram

mikey way went on stage with "fucked" and "easy" written on his arm #bodywritingkink

ray toro is regularly moaning like he's bouncing on it and is fucking that guitar like it's her birthday and her present is one orgasm for each year she's lived

also the whole knifeplay and stabbing and disembowelling and suicide bomber clown thing

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

Just Marlon Wayans bullying his son in public by presenting a hate crime as funny; this is the state of American comedy.