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goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

2026 its no more backshots because we dont look back. liveinthemomentshots only from now on. prosper in the now shots

these hoes dont fuck with my flat affect

Yay! Wahoo! Yippee! Hooray!

guys im the chimp

We all knew that. We could tell.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

what do you guys think would happen if i put this on my jacket when I went to the lesbian club

urgent question need to decide whether to put it on b4 i go out for my birthday next week

Unironically don't ever do this because alcoholism is life ruining just like addiction and you wouldn't think it was funny to do this to a drug addict so don't do it to people with alcoholism either

Nuh uh

So trying to make people with drinking problems relapse is just okay and funny to you?

Yes

IT’S BACK!!!!