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being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

if 2017 could give me a cute girl to kiss that’d be gr8

i am forcibly escorted out of the panera

honestly can we please bring back pushing daisies it’s like the only supernatural show i could see without turning my resolution all the way up every single show about anything remotely supernatural needs to pay the damn electric bill i am so tired

hi @fuck-thy-hater 😉

ellen how dare you i thought we had something special

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

#once i went overboard with the gay and now she’s my gf

i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock