The Procrastination Engine

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i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

guess he died!

Selim forcefemming Ismail and pounding that brat until he admits Ottoman superiority send tweet

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation