apolloishot

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

ok I’m on my evil bullshit again

the camp counselor instinct to yell “WALKING FEET” in public to a child you’ve never before seen in your life because they’re running

the urge to yell “WALK ON THE GRAVEL” any time i see a child running on something that isn’t grass is sometimes too hard to fight

They should have summer camps but for adult lesbians where we can do arts and crafts and go boating and also fuck a lot.

they have this! it’s called girl scout camp! all you have to do is join a staff and i assure you at least 80% of the staff members are adult lesbians! hope this helps!!!

so guys are we making bracelets to trade or what🤓

DUDE MY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS HUPERFIXATION FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO IS GONNA COME BACK FULL SWING YALL ARENT EVEN READYYYYY

Queer media really changed a lot since I was a kid. It used to be that your only options were to try to find a DVD of Rocky Horror, Rent, or The L Word and watch it without your parents seeing. Nowadays, however, you have your pick from a wide variety of shows that got canceled in their first or second season.

i had a prof last semester for a three hour lecture that went till 10pm and i swear on my life she had to have been one

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

grover means EVERYTHING to me

vintage dan and phil is so camp. to ME

the prophecy…

Hozier really said to future generations, it’s not your fault. You can’t “work hard” and get what you need and want. It’s not your fault that the dreams of fifty years are now unrealistic and unattainable without breaking your soul and maybe not even getting it. You were fucked over before you came into this world, and they continue to fuck you over so much that it’s better to live your life as you see fit. It would be easier because being young and living as you want won’t ruin you but abiding by the systems most likely will.