Having A Time

look at you, doing things you never thought you'd ever do. you strong motherfluffer, i’m so proud of you.

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

I feel hungover and bloated. Can any pregnancy specialists diagnose me

Every single one of the small steps you take everyday is a victory, and no victory is insignificant.

When you realize this man is the voice of Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

Wait he is? That’s what he looks like? What is this video called

It’s a Ted talk by Dylan Marron “Empathy Is Not Endorsement” which is one that all of us may need to listen to, tbh

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there