Memewhore

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

THIS is swamp culture

Omfg I grew up in a bog and we did this

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

i’m going to shatter you like glass

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted

@ohbonelessworm

national goodboy of brazil

I would vote him to president without a second thought

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

Samsung is out here ending lives.

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol