There aren't enough hours in the day

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“I’ve been called a lot of things, Pepper. Nostalgic isn’t one of them,” he says, as his father’s old-ass ugly dressing gown winks off-camera.

Realising immediately that a kid is being bullied. Probably from past experience.

Literally his first rodeo out as Iron Man and he gets a fuckin tank missile thrown @ him. What does the fucker do? Just casual step to the side before blowing that motherfucker up, that’s what.

Literally has the best hair ever. Officially. Please don’t fight me on that.

Weirdly symmetrical beard. For the Aesthetic™

*is picked up from three months of captivity and is in dire need of medical attention* no fuck u I want a cheeseburger fuckin fight me bitch

“I don’t care,” he whispers caringly, while caring deeply

Can literally think of an iconic comeback in 0.2 seconds? Get wrekt Steve?

“I cracked into Pentagon when I was in high school on a dare” he says casually, like that is just A Thing You Do.

Disgusting green drinks because he’s a fucking mother. Disgusting green drink for u, disgusting green drink for u, disgusting green drinks all around, they keep u healthy-

Rabid Ugly taking a bite out fo his bf bcs of nondescript reasons he prolly said something dumb or really corny nobody knows

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